And it's from the Weekly World News, so you know it must be true!
DOCS REMOVE UNICYCLE
FROM 590-POUND CLOWN'S BUTT
By RICK PINCHER
Doctors removed a full-size unicycle from a 590- pound circus clown's butt after he plopped his double-wide behind on its narrow seat and "sank to the sawdust," driving the frame, pedals and wheel a mouth-puckering 36- inches UP into his colon! "It hurt," Ron Timmerman, a.k.a. "Bunky the Fat-Arsed Clown," said from his hospital bed in London, England. "It was like somebody hit me from behind with a harpoon or rammed a white-hot poker up me bum. "By the time I hit the ground, all I could do was roll over to one side and lay there ......
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